Cafe Preggers

We always have just what you want, at any stage of pregnancy- from the queasy beginning to those last weeks when the baby has taken up every ounce of spare room in your belly....

FIRST TRIMESTER MENU
Appetizer
Tums compote
Entree
Fresh Saltines on a bed of Saltines, lightly seasoned with Saltines
Beverage
Ginger ale (IV drip available upon request)
Dessert
Ten minutes in a dim room with an ice bag on your head

SECOND TRIMESTER MENU
Appetizer
Half a roast chicken, extra crispy
Entree
A succulent leg of lamb smothered in pork chops, served with BBQ ribs and garnished with cheeseburgers (all burnt beyond recognition for your safety)
Beverage
Toll House-pie smoothie, prepared with 1/2 pint heavy cream
Dessert
9"x16" pan of double-fudge brownies

THIRD TRIMESTER MENU
(each course followed by 15-minute neck massage and/or bathroom break)
Appetizer
Three bites of tossed salad
Entree
Two bites of lasagna
Beverage
None-so you'll have room for dessert
Dessert
A Tic Tac


*this is an article i found in a pregnancy magazine....and thought it was so cute!! and SO TRUE!! I mean i haven't made it to the third trimester yet... but the first trimester menu..hit the nail on the head!!!